Wonder Woman casually hands Mjolnir to Thor
[Image: Steve Rogers wearing a Captain America shield t-shirt; writing on the shield and on a banner across it reads “It’s stars AND stripes.” Steve has a bi pride flag painted on his cheek.]
*screams in delight and hits reblog so fast her keyboard starts smoking, then goes to poke around the shop and see what ELSE she needs to buy*
McDonald’s has been forced to open its first ever restaurant with a turquoise coloured sign after city planners said the signature yellow sign would be too garish. Officials in Sedona, Arizona told the fast-food giant they were unable to open a restaurant with the trademark yellow logo.This is due to the city’s strict regulations which prevent buildings from ruining the picturesque view of the desert.
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arizona joins the aesthetic movement
I grew up 10 minutes from here. This McD ‘s has been there since the late 80’s. The more interesting McDonald’s story in the area (imo) was in the next town over. The only McDonald’s in town was destroyed when burglars tried to blow open a safe in the middle of the night and ended up accidentally blowing off the back of the building. Small town life in AZ is weird.
Him: Surely you can’t be serious
Me: Of course I’m serious, and don’t call me Shirley.
Him: Are you drunk?
Me: negative, I am a meat Popsicle.
Him:is this really the time for movie quotes?
Me: It’s always time for movie quotes….ALWAYS.
Him: Did you just…
Me: Show me the money!!
Him: that doesn’t even make sense.
Me: YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!
Him: I give up.
NONO NO NO NO SO I HAD CLASS WITH MY LIT TEACHER TODAY AND HIS LEFT ARM IS AMPUTATED FROM JUST BELOW THE ELBOW AND HE WAS HAVING A LITTLE TROUBLE PUTTING THE PAPERS ON HIS DESK INTO HIS BREIF CASE AT THE END OF THE CLASS AND I GO TO HIM AND SAY “YOU NEED A HAND?” AND ITS SILENT AND I JUST WHISPER OH NO AND HE STARTS LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY I WAS SO EMBARASSED
This cracks me up. So here’s a quick story-
My grandmother was missing her left hand just above the wrist, it was like this my whole life. Every time anyone said something like “let me give you a hand” she’d reply “sure, I used to have two but…” then she’d fill in the blank with some random lie, like it was chewed off by bears, or she lost it in a poker game or whatever. I literally heard her tell at least 20 different stories over the years. I didn’t find out how she had really lost it ( old time lawn mower btw) untill she died when I was 30. My Grammy was a bad ass.